A lady from Germany arrives in Jamaica. She comes out of the terminal and sees a sign saying, rent here. She follows the sign to the end of the walkway. From a far, she sees a dread standing next to a car. The woman asks, Is this where you rent? The dread replies, yes daughta. The woman asks for the price of the rental, The Dread replies, I and I nuh charge so much yu know. Mi cyan geh yu a good price. How about mi charge yu $100.00 dollars. The woman shocked by how cheap the rental was, ask the dread, Where do I go to pick up the rental? The dread replies, Right yaso daughta.The woman uncertain what the dread meant, ask if this was the only rental he had. The dread flashes his locks in excitement, I and I geh yu a good price, a yu a look fi a different ting fi rent. The woman replies. Yes I do want to rent, but I still can't believe your giving me such a good deal. The dread says. Well daugtha I and I wha yu fi enjoy yu stay. The woman response, alright, I will take it. The Dread shouts. Selassie Jah, I and I geh yu thanks onto thy name. The woman in the same tone, where do I go to pick up the keys to the car. The Dread baffled, oh, I and I did think seh yu come yah fi rent a dread.
