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19 September, 2010

Rastaman At The Airport


( Norman Manley International Airport)
Terms: Folla backa business- 2 meanings, to follow or admire someone, or can be taken as liking the same sex.
 (Story line begins):
A Rastman stands in line, waiting to broad a plane to New York

He´s asked by the ticket collector to show his ID

But the rastaman can´t find it

A bold gentlemen, next to the rastaman, is asked to step to the side as well,

The ticket collector asked the bold gentlemen, what´s your reason for going to America?

The bold gentlemen replies, I´m going to land of milk and honey, where anyone can make money,

Then the rastaman replies, Mi nuh wha lib a foreign,  Mi just wha spread di word of Rastafari, an liberate di people, wid di tru teaching of his majesty

The ticket collector ask, what do you mean his majesty

The rasta replies, I  follow di true teaching of Hallie Sallie

The bold head asks,Why yu a follow him fah

The rastaman replies. I nuh deh inna di folla backa business.