Pages

12 September, 2010

Jamaican Joke of the day... Rastaman at the market


A rastaman goes to the supermarket to buy some herb and natural remedies.

The rastaman ask the clerk, unno sell any greens bout yah

So the clerk replies, let me see what we have in the back,

After a few minutes, the clerk sees coke sitting on the shelf

The clerk makes her way back to the front, and hands the coke to the rastaman

The rastaman in a hytal response, Jah know star, mi wha di natural ting, dat was given to me by the king of kings,dat made him di wises of men, dat rest on his grave. The clerk replies, we don't sell those kinds of remedies here, the rastama replies,
I and I only follow di true teaching of Hallie Sallasi, I nah tek no coke.

No comments: